One of the worst movies to ever make a billion dollars is wasting its time on air

Jurassic World Dominion recently became the landmark 50th film to reach the billion-dollar mark at the box office, cementing the sequel trilogy’s entry into the ten-figure club. For the most part, every title that reached this milestone was at least above average, with the exception of Michael Bay Transformers: Dark of the Moon not one of them.

Of the aforementioned 50, only 13 of them fell below the 60 percent freshness threshold on Rotten Tomatoes. Of those 13, only three scored below the 35 percent they scored The dark side of the moon. Of these three, one of them ironically Jurassic World Dominionthere is another Transformers continuation The era of extinctionwith Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides rounding out the trio.

Only Bay’s cheesy franchise could turn giant alien robots beating the crap out of each other into something so painfully boring, and the third installment even managed to do that by dealing with the space race and its aftermath involving the Autobots and Decepticons. Have you ever wanted to see Buzz Aldrin share a scene with Optimus Prime? It doesn’t matter because The dark side of the moon you have it covered.

Despite its reputation and staggering 154-minute running time, which is at least half an hour too long, Shia LaBeouf’s latest stand as Sam Witwicky was a major streaming hit nonetheless. trans FlixPatrol, Transformers: Dark of the Moon is the second most viewed feature among ad-supported Freevee subscribers in the United States, though we’re not sure why.